Bro, that had to Suck.

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Fagilyu (l) and husband Fagili Mukhametzyanov (r). Fagilyu died of a heart attack at her own funeral after she was mistakenly declared dead by doctors.

A Russian woman died from a heart attack brought on by the shock of waking up at her own funeral.

Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov, 49, was mistakenly declared deceased by doctors, the Daily Mail reported Friday.

But she later woke up - in a coffin surrounded by sobbing relatives. She started screaming after realizing she was about to be buried alive.

Mukhametzyanov, a resident of Kazan, was rushed back to the hospital where she was declared dead -- this time for real.

Her husband, Fagili Mukhametzyanov, was distraught.

"Her eyes fluttered and we immediately rushed her back to the hospital but she only lived for another 12 minutes," he said.

He told The Sun that he would sue the hospital.

"I am very angry and want answers. She wasn't dead when they said she was and they could have saved her."

A spokesman at the hospital, also in Kazan, said officials were investigating.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2011/06/24/2011-06-24_russian_woman_fagilyu_mukhametzyanov_dies_at_her_own_funeral_after_being_mistake.html#ixzz1QJonVw4t

Outdoor Office Bro

The home office is quickly becoming a must-have as more and more people choose to work from home - and more employers encourage it. On this season 1 episode of Take It Outside, designer, Kelly Deck, worked with freelance journalist, (and current ETalk reporter) Susie Wall. Susie had a gorgeous, calm office space indoors to work on her various assignments.  But, living in Vancouver, she wanted to stretch her office outdoors.

Before: Susie's empty backyard... hit the jump for the after pic.

Nissan's Dualis - Nissan NEEDS to Make This.

How do you sell a crossover SUV in Japan? Apparently you build a mammoth mech with wheels on his heels and let it have free reign in the city. Nissan is looking to hype up its Dualis vehicle over in Ginza by making appearnaces alongside the ride as well as blazing through parking garages and fuel stations. The black and silver machine was reportedly created by Shoji Kawamori, and will be on display at various locales in Japan from now until July 1st. Of course, this is marketing we're talking about, and this fellow can seriously fly on these "hidden camera captures," so feel free to click on through to see a few questionable videos of this 3.5-meter tall monster (supposedly) wheeling about.

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MAZ JOBRANI - 6/20/11 the Joe Rogan Experience

Maziar “Maz” Jobrani (Persian: مازیار جبرانی; born February 26, 1972) is an Iranian-born American comedian who is part of the "Axis of Evil" comedy group. The group appeared on a comedy special on Comedy Central.   Jobrani has also appeared in numerous films, television shows, including Better Off Ted, on radio and in comedy clubs. His filmography includes roles in The Interpreter, Friday After Next, and Dragonfly.

A Bro's Bedtime Story

"Go the F**K To Sleep" by Adam Mansbach is probably the best children's book since "Goodnight Moon," and it only gets better when read by Samuel L. Jackson.

In the introduction to the recording, the Hollywood favorite said that in his own experience reading stories to put kids to sleep just doesn't work. Jackson said he used to say "go the f*** to sleep" to his own daughter growing up.

A Worthy Headset Indeed

Psyko Audio Labs has just announced the addition of 2 new products to their gaming headset line: the Psyko Carbon and Psyko Krypton. Both headsets make use of PsykoWave audio technology “to deliver the most precise directional audio for instant positional awareness in gaming.” With 5 speakers strategically placed in throughout the headset and a subwoofer in each ear cup – users are promised a true 5.1 audio surround experience. Replacing the previous generation of PsykoWave headset, the Psyko 5.1, both headsets are similar, with the Carbon featuring higher quality materials and some extra features such as more bass, a tough braided cable, and gold plated connectors. A removable mic ensures that you can communicate with your team mates in the middle of a battle as well. The Psyko Carbon ($199) and the Psyko Krypton ($149) are both now available through Psyko Audio’s website. Hit the break to watch a demo of how PsykoWave technology works:

Pat Barry “Fat Baby” T-shirt

If you’ve been following the shenanigans of Pat Barry for the past little while chances are pretty good you’ve seen him surprising just about anyone and everyone in nothing but his underwear. Strangers on the street, little old ladies, buddhist monks, Dana White – nobody seems to be safe these days from the wrath of Barry’s underwear assaults. Following up on the original Pat Barry “Served” T-shirt, here’s your chance to keep the “Hype of Die” movement in full effect with the Pat Barry “Fat Baby” tee, along with a couple of new colors in the “Served 2.0″ T-shirt, both of which arriving right in time for Barry’s match against Cheick Kongo at UFC Live: Marquardt vs. Story.

MMA Fighter Drinks Shroom Tea, Promptly Rips the Still Beating Heart from his Trainer

A US cage fighter ripped out the heart of his training partner while he was still alive after becoming convinced he was possessed by the devil. 

Jarrod Wyatt also cut out his friend’s tongue and ripped off most of his face in a brutal assault that police said looked like a scene from a horror film. They found the 26 year old standing naked over his friend’s body with body parts, including an eyeball, strewn around the blood splattered room.
Wyatt told police he had drunk a cup of tea spiked with hallucinogenic mushrooms and became convinced his close friend Taylor Powell was possessed. According to an autopsy Powell,21, bled to death after his heart was ripped out.
The coroner said Powell had been alive when the organ was ripped out after his chest had been sliced open with a knife.
Wyatt told the police he thrown the heart into a fire along with other organs that he had removed from the body.
He told investigators he cooked the body parts because he was fearful Powell was still alive and he “needed to stop the Devil.”
Police had been called to the grisly scene after a third friend had witnessed a sudden mood change in Wyatt after they had all ingested wild mushroom tea. Justin Davis told police he returned to the flat in Klamath, California, to find Wyatt naked and covered from head to toe in blood.

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Mom said PRIDE RULES, Bro

Jean Jacques Machado Promoted to Red/Black Belt by RICKSON GRACIE

"How does one adequately express their appreciation to someone who has given them the gift of sight? The ability to see and understand things as they never had before. I am referring to someone in the Brazilian Jiu Jitsu world who is known by a single name ... "Rickson."

DO WANT, BRO

Villa Amanzi designed by Original Vision, managed by luxuruy resort operators Paresa is the house of your dreams. Built in 2008 and located in the exclusive Cape Sol on the West coast of Phuket, Thailand, near to the beaches, town and the Phuket airport.

You Don’t Have to Play BF 3’s Silly Pre-order Game to Get ‘Physical Warfare EXP Pack

DICE says that's not so. The "Physical Warfare Pack," they say, will be available to everyone, for free, after the game launches.

"I would like to start by clarifying that the Physical Warfare Pack is a time-based exclusive," writes DICE general manager Karl Magnus Troedsson. "If you do not pre-order Battlefield 3at a retailer carrying the Physical Warfare Pack, don't worry. We will unlock the contents of the Physical Warfare Pack for free to all Battlefield 3 players later this year."

source: kotaku

A Bro's Grill

Think of the Alpina Mobile Bongos Beer Bar ($11,300) as a graduate degree in outdoor drinking. The mobile party center features an integrated kegerator, 8kg of ice storage, and customizable tops for adding everything from a gas-powered grill to extra serving areas. Thanks its four sturdy wheels and a specially designed refrigeration system, there’s also no need to tether your fun to an electrical outlet, since the beer can stay cool for several hours, even while off the grid. Of course, you could just wheel it into the office and call it a day instead.

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So who let their 911 stick one in a Beetle?

Are we done with black yet? Don’t hold your breath, as VW is following Porsche and BMW’s latest dark act, providing a limited edition of cloaked vehicles with special paint, trim and tires. Now far from emasculating and upped in the masculinity quotient, the 2012 Volkswagen Beetle Black Turbo Edition ($25,720) aims to draw 600 buyers with its 2.0 liter TFSI turbo four-banger from the Golf GTI, DSG dual clutch transmission, 18 inch wheels with black highlights, fiery red brake calipers, a “Turbo” decal emblazoned on the side, a non-offensive lip spoiler and a swanky carbon fiber trimmed interior. You can pretty much say goodbye to the limp-wristed Beetle from the last generation. This time, it’s a head-turner for the right reasons.


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The Smashing Machine (2002)

A sport so dangerous it was once banned in the U.S. -- but eventually morphed into the mainstream MMA phenomenon -- no-holds-barred fighting is savage and the definitive test of survival. It's one ring, two fighters and no rules. In this graphic documentary, get a ringside seat to the world of extreme fighting as seen through the eyes of top fighter Mark Kerr, a modern-day gladiator willing to sacrifice everything to stay on top.

nine inch nails live @ Webster Hall, NY - August 23, 2009

nine inch nails live at Webster Hall, New York, NY, USA on August 23, 2009

SETLIST
"Mr. Self Destruct"
04:35 "Piggy"
09:35 "Heresy"
13:25 "March of the Pigs"
16:35 "Closer"
21:00 "Ruiner"
25:55 "The Becoming"
31:10 "I Do Not Want This"
37:06 "Big Man with a Gun"
38:48 "A Warm Place"
41:55 "Eraser"
47:15 "Reptile"
53:40 "The Downward Spiral"
57:50 "Hurt"

NEAL BRENNAN on The Joe Rogan Experience

Neal Brennan (born 1973) is an American writer, stand-up comedian, director, and producer. He is best known for co-creating the Comedy Central series Chappelle's Show.

Brennan and Dave Chappelle met when both were aspiring stand-ups. Through his older brother, an established stand up comedian and comedy writer Kevin Brennan, Brennan got a part-time job working as the doorman at Boston Comedy Club in New York City where Chappelle was a frequent performer. They became good friends and collaborated on jokes. They co-wrote the film Half-Baked which starred Chappelle. In an interview on Inside the Actor's Studio, Chappelle admitted that he and Brennan could not help but see each other as a painful reminder of the box-office failure of Half-Baked and lost touch with each other. Four years later, they rekindled their partnership to create the sketch comedyshow, Chappelle's Show, which premiered in January 2003. The duo wrote the sketches themselves with very little outside help.

Like Water - An Anderson Silva Documentary

Having made his mark in the film industry with latin centric music videos and commercials, director Pablo Croce is moving into the realm of feature length films, including his documentary of UFC middleweight champion Anderson Silva entitled Like Water.

The title refers to the philosophy of the late, famous martial artist, Bruce Lee. 

When talking with us, Croce expounded saying, "Water has the adaptive abilities, but also the power to crush."

As for what Croce learned about Anderson and what he wants to share with audiences and fans:

"There is a huge contrast in what I got personally from this man—not what I know from the media or his job as a fighter—but the first few weeks, when I saw there’s a great character here; a guy who is very open and friendly—there’s a whole stereotype how media casts fighters.  I think there’s a really good look at the pressures behind the man who prepares for such a big event, a fight.  There’s a good look at what can be driving his persona, to be perceived somehow differently or stereotyped..." Follow the link for the rest of the article on BleacherReport.

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Vegan vs Carnivore

Ubuntu 11.04 - Fucking right I use it.

Super-fast, easy to use and free, the Ubuntu operating system powers millions of desktops, netbooks and servers around the world. Ubuntu does everything you need it to. It'll work with your existing PC files, printers, cameras and MP3 players. And it comes with thousands of free apps.

And it comes with thousands of free applications. Ubuntu does everything you need it to. It'll work with your existing PC files, printers, cameras and MP3 players.

No viruses

Life's too short to spend it worrying about viruses. I Dual boot dough because I need games, and Windows has a monopoly on Direct X. Seeing as they invented it.You could game over WINE & Playonlinux, but it sucks.

 http://www.ubuntu.com/download/ubuntu/download

KETTLEBELLS!

The kettlebell or girya (Russian: гиря) is a cast iron weight (resembling a cannonball with a handle) used to perform ballistic exercises that combine cardiovascular, strength and flexibility training.

Sizes may range from 4 pounds (1.8 kg) to 175 pounds (79 kg). The term Pood is often used to refer to measurements of weight; it is defined as roughly 16 kilograms (35 lb).

Unlike traditional dumbbells, the kettlebell's center of mass is extended beyond the hand, similar to Indian clubs or ishi sashi. This necessitates ballistic and swinging movements. By their nature, typical kettlebell exercises build strength and endurance, particularly in the lower back, legs, and shoulders, and increase grip strength. The basic movements, such as the swing, snatch, and the clean and jerk, engage the entire body at once, and in a way that mimics real world activities such as shoveling or farm work.

The movements used in kettlebell exercise can be dangerous to those who have back or shoulder problems, or a weak core.

Variants of the kettlebell include bags filled with sand or steel shot, water, or which take a variable number of plates. They also have a center of mass extended beyond the hand and allow for swing movements and release moves with added safety and added grip, wrist, arm and core strengthening due to the shifting fill material.

What's more bro than a bro and his dog?

Blink, your dog brought the lulz!, !fallback

Vitor Belfort's Dynamic MMA Warmup

Trainer Jake Bonacci puts Vitor through a dynamic warm-up while focusing on lower body movement, range of motion, balance, and stability!

Part 1: Dynamic Warmup (From Bodybuilding.com)

See Video Above For Exercise Demonstrations.

• Walking Heel to Butt: 8 steps
• World's Greatest Stretch: 5 reps, each side
• Walkout: 4 reps, each side
• Lateral Lunge: 4 reps, each side
• Leg Cradle: 25 seconds, each side
• Straight-leg Lateral Step w. Resistance Bands (1 above knee, 1 above ankle): 8 steps, each direction
• Bent-leg (squatted) Lateral Step w. Resistance Bands: 8 steps, each direction

Weekly Split

The following exercises are an example of a week circuit done by MMA Superstar Vitor Belfort in preparation for a big fight. Vitor alternates this strength and conditioning circuit with MMA technique training on the "off" days. The number of reps and sets as well as the amount of weight used for certain exercises are for example purposes.

When performing the following workouts one should consider his or her own current strength and fitness level. Workouts are intended to progress in weight, pace and intensity in order to build strength, flexibility and endurance. Gradually build up to higher reps, greater weights, and shorter rest periods. For "Day 2" & more, follow the link to bodybuilding.com

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/vitor-belfort-workout-day1.html

Jarritos Mandarin

This Shit is so delicious. Mandarin Specifically  (Tutti Fruity too just don't tell anyone)

Jarritos (English: "Little Jars") is a popular brand of soft drink in Mexico. Jarritos was started by Don Francisco "El Güero" Hill in 1950. The Jarritos brand is currently owned by Novamex, a large independent-bottling conglomerate based inGuadalajara, Jalisco, property of the Hill & ac. Co. although it is also distributed in some areas of Mexico by The Pepsi Bottling Group or Cott.

Jarritos is made in fruit flavors and is more carbonated than popular soft drinks made in the United States or Canada. Many Jarritos varieties are naturally flavored. The word, "jarrito," means, "jug," in Spanish and refers to the Mexican tradition of drinking water and other drinks in clay pottery jugs. Jarritos comes in 12.5 and 20-ounce glass and plastic as well as 1.5 liter bottles.

Jarritos is one of the few soft drinks in the United States containing sugar cane rather than high fructose corn syrup.

Jarritos OFFICIAL Website
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jarritos  I'll even drink the shit hot. It's that good.

Psilocybin Mushrooms

Psilocybin mushrooms : (magic mushrooms , teónanácatl , teotlaquilnanácatl, xochinanácatl) are fungi that contain the psychoactive compounds psilocybin and psilocin. There are multiple colloquial terms for psilocybin mushrooms, the most common being magic mushrooms or shrooms.  Biological genera containing psilocybin mushrooms include Agrocybe, Conocybe, Copelandia, Galerina, Gerronema, Gymnopilus, Hypholoma, Inocybe, Mycena, Panaeolus, Pluteus, Psilocybe andWeraroa. There are approximately 190 species of psilocybin mushrooms and most of them fall in the genus Psilocybe.

The writer Terence McKenna speculated that hallucinogenic mushrooms may have a history that dates back as far as one million years ago, originating in East Africa. He suggests that early hominids such as Australopithecus africanus, Australopithecus boisei, and the omnivorous Homo habilis expanded their original diets of fruit and small animals to include underground roots, tubers, and corms. McKenna claims that at this particular time, early hominids gathered psilocybin mushrooms off the African grasslands and ate them as part of their diet. He suggests that the psilocybin-containing mushrooms that were thought to have grown on the grasslands at that time were the Panaeolus species and Stropharia cubensis, also called Psilocybe cubensis, which is a famous "Magic Mushroom" widely distributed today.